The Secret Muslim Agenda? . . . Total hotness

The guys over at Salon were privy to a discussion of the inside machinations of the worldwide Muslim conspiracy. What they found out? We've been completely duped. . .

"How Miss USA will push the secret Muslim agenda"

Also, the satire's author, Wajahat Ali, has a decent play "The Domestic Crusaders" that's worth seeing if you get the chance.